The Winter Olympics have started. Or should that be "has started?" Is "Olympics" singular or plural? You'd think, as an English major, I would know that.
I do know that I won't be watching.
I'd like to say it's in protest of Russia's anti-gay policies or generally bad record on human rights issues. I'd like to say that, but the fact is, I'm just not interested. Watching winter sports makes me cold. I moved to Southern California to get away from that sort of thing.
However, I did watch the beginning of last night's endless opening ceremony. Here are a few random thoughts:
Poor Bob Costas! What happened to his eye? I guess he didn't get the memo about the bad water.
|Welcome to Sochi. Please don't drink—or touch—the water.|
The alphabet thing is nice. Do you suppose Putin realizes that Tchaikovsky was gay? And which Chekov are they talking about—the playwright or the guy on Star Trek?
At what point in the ceremony will Putin take his shirt off?
Didn't I see this in a Cirque du Soleil show? The flying islands are a nice effect. Are those real animals on top? I hope not, because if that horse or cow wanders too close to the edge, things could get ugly.
|Cirque du Sochi|
Why can't they just fly that little girl over to the Olympic rings to fix that thing? She's already up there, and at this point, she's not doing much.
|Hey, kid—fix that thing!|
Where can I get one of those light-up parkas? On second thought, something like that would be much too warm for Southern Califonia. How about a light-up hoodie?
Not only is Putin not shirtless, he's wearing a heavy winter coat—indoors. What a wuss.
|Come on, Vladimir—take it off!|
I began to doze off during the Parade of Nations, so I missed the rest. Did he ever take his shirt off?